I'm On A Mountain

[Inspired by: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU and facing my fear of walking to the utmost peak of a mountain]

Best read whilst listening to:
The Lonely Island ‘I’m on a Boat’…FIND MP3 @
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/I'm-On-A-Boat-lyrics-The-Lonely-Island/5E9E49DA852420D84825756000135C9F


Dedicated to Samantha, Diarmaid, Mirco and Giuseppe.
Thank you motherfuckers
10/08/2011 – 11/08/2011

I'm On A Mountain
Lyrics by
Artist(Band):The Lonely Island ‘I’m on a Boat’…
Lyrics adapted by: Michelle Napolitano

[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Smelly) Aww shit
Hiking boots ready it's about to go down (yeah, smelly)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin trail (yeah, smelly)
The chair-lift’s not a fuckin option
We climbin’ this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a mountain (I'm on a mountain)
I'm on a mountain (I'm on a mountain)
Everybody look at me cause I'm climbin up a mountain (climbin up a mountain)
I'm on a mountain (I'm on a mountain)
I'm on a mountain
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin mountain (mountain, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
We’re on a mountain motherfucker take a look at us
Straight walking up a mountain in the fuckin clouds
Bustin ‘thousand feet, sai? ‘cos the Android’s countin
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a mountain

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a mountain, bitch (bitch)
We drinkin some German beer, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my hiking sticks, and my hiking stuff
Eatin’ lollies, so my blood sugar doesn’t drop

I'm walkin on a trail, doin skids and shit
This gravel’s rollin and it’s fuckin up my shins
Ain't Sound ‘o Music, this is real as it gets
I'm on a mountain motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a mountain and, it's fuckin high and
I got a beanie and my sunnies and backpack
I'm the king of the world, on a mountain like a pro
If you're on safe land, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this mountain is real}

Fuck level-land, I'm on a mountain, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck paths, I walk rocks, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the peak with my friends-yo, motherfucker (yeah)
The mountain people say ‘buongiorno’, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the high peak now (high peak now)
Gonna climb this mountain to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Samantha said: … ‘trust-me-you’re-not gonna-fall…’

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a mountain
It’s from the Latin word mon-ta-an-us (yeah)
Hima-lay-a-a-an, Look at me, oh (don’t be fifone!)
Never thought I'd see the day
With a big mountain fuckin my way
Believe me when I say, I hugged a Diarmaid

[Chorus]
I'm on a mountain
I'm on a mountain
Everybody look at me cause im climbin up a mountain
I'm on a mountain
I'm on a mountain
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin mountain

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sme-sme-Smelly, Smelly
Yeah yeah yeahhh

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I'm On A Boat (Original) Lyrics
Artist(Band):The Lonely Island

[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shawty) Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty)
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We runnin this, let's go

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the fuck up, this boat is real}


Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

[Chorus]
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh